September 2011
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“In 2011 a woman can be domesticated, still have a job, and still come home and...”
– Patti Stanger
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August 2011
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Markus: How come you never sing? I wanna hear you sing!
Stephen: She sounds like a mixture between Taylor Swift and Ashanti!
Me: No! Taylor Swift and Aretha!
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Alex
Thank you for today’s practice.
I finally reached one of my goals in yoga, which was to get into crow pose (Bakasana)! It felt so amazing mainly because I’ve been trying to do this pose for about a year now!
Not only has this practice assisted me in reaching my physical goals, but it has also assisted me in reconnecting with the earth and my passion for yoga itself. I am...
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Erm...
Did I seriously almost get rid of you? I don’t know whether or not to thank you for saving this friendship of ours. Maybe I’m just temporarily being an unforgiving person to everyone at the moment, which is so unlike me.
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Ellen
You might have pondered for a while now about why I haven’t been dropping by your house lately. The reason for this is because I am trying to get through the pain that your brother has caused me. You already know most of the typical guy/jerk moves that he has pulled on me. I am over that. However, you don’t know about the one thing he did to me that still causes me an enormous amount...
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Ingrid Michaelson - “Be Ok”
Open me...
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Return to Normalcy
Nothin’ like munching on a nutritious home-cooked meal while watching terrible reality shows on the telly with the roomies.
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Get back to business.
People love you at parties cause you’re “feisty” and “sassy” as FUCK.
HOWEVER, No more drinking. No more beer pong (good job on beating different pairs of guys two times in a row! AND you carried your team!). No more partying. Your shoes smell like beer.
You gotta finish reading this damn book and write this paper of yours girl. Your weekend began on Friday. It...
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Things I always have on me:
Blackberry - gotta stay connected, yo!
iPod - music <3
Camera - just in case I wanna catch cute memories :)
Keys - don’t wanna get locked out of thee house!
Wallet - my whole life is in this!
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Why must the boyfriend always be onto me?!
Me: Do you like Toms?
NERD: I like the look. I have friends that have had them, but I haven't. That being said, don't get me anything.
Me: WoW! And I'm not talking about the game!
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I don't miss you guys at all.
I look at the Facebook profiles of my previous sexual encounters (?) (boyfriends, hookups, etc.) on a regular basis ‘cause it makes me feel so good knowing that I’m doing so much better than they are.
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July 2011
22 posts
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WatchRaphael Saadiq - “Movin’ Down the Line (Don’t You Go Away)”
Meowmeowmeow <3
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Feist Announces New Album! →
After a few hectic weeks of school and work, I finally get to RELAX. I didn’t do anything productive such as reading textbooks and practicing yoga today. All I did was go on the internet and watch a few episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker and Keeping Up with the Kardashians! Oh dear, look at me admitting that I watch bad reality television to the world!
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Baby it's payday!
I can finally pay my bills, get a car wash, eat out, get a manicure,…
Yay for payday :)
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Whilst talking to my brother about Theophilus...
Bryant: it da funkeh
Me: the funkeh monkay?
Bryant: yes cus he blak
Me: do you think im funkeh?
Bryant: no you not da blak gurl
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I’M DELIGHTFUL.
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Out with the ugly and in with the beautiful.
For the past several months I’ve been dealing with pure toxic. It made me so miserable that I almost went “mental” as my English cousins would say. I was just about ready to give up on the year 2011.
However, my cute little boss stepped in and reminded me that I have to deal with the ugly in order to grow and prepare for the next ugly thing.
& I just turned 21. So it is A NEW YEAR for me....
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What's With Women....?
neonlitsky:
And letting you hold their things? Half my friends, insist on me carrying their bags, and the other half refuse to let me to? It’s CONFUSING. Just let me carry your stuff and let me be a nice guy! D=
I feel like a jerk after seeing you POUT like that. Oh my dear. So from now on, I will let you carry my books, my bags, me, my car, my house…
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“There’s no shame in enjoying the quiet life.”
– -Daniel Radcliffe
This is exactly what I’ve been doing for the past few months. No hardcore partying, clubbing, drinking, etc.
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Dating Detox
I will not go out on a date with ANYONE for 30 days. Not even with Ed Westwick (om nom nom nom).
Hopefully this experience will make me a much happier person who can pick a mate more rationally.
June 2011
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Effort
It flat out sucks when your best effort isn’t good enough to get the reaction that you desire.
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FINALS
Fuck I Never Actually Learned this Shit
I have one tonight at 6PM and one for geography tomorrow at 7:30 AM. I haven’t even started studying for my geography one. Faaaaaaaaaaack!!!
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I'm pretty positive...
…that all is almost well.
Thank you for the kick in the butt. I don’t know what I would do without you.
May 2011
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Why do Asian males want to look like girls?
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Somebody gimme some goddamn flowers!
I have never received flowers from a boy before. It’s safe to say that I have only received flowers twice in my whole entire life - once for middle school graduation and once for high school graduation. Both times were from my mother. Shiiiiiet!
The funny thing is that I ask, “What for?!” whenever anyone mentions flowers. I may give off the vibe that I’m totally not into...
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