May 2012
3 posts
May 18th
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May 11th
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May 8th
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April 2012
4 posts
2 tags
Apr 28th
1 tag
Apr 18th
1 tag
I think I'm pretty funny.
I think I’m pretty funny for listening to depressing hipster music every time things go wrong with a boy. Hold me. LOL.
Apr 17th
Apr 15th
6,387 notes
March 2012
12 posts
Mar 30th
49 notes
4 tags
Mar 29th
2 tags
Spring Break 2012
Bored as heck. & crying because of it.
Mar 21st
2 tags
Bikram
I was told to take 25 classes of Bikram in 8 weeks. That means I have to take at least 3 classes each week. Oh dear. I’m dying just thinking about the smell, the excessive sweat, and most importantly, THE HEAT.
Mar 17th
2 tags
Mar 15th
442 notes
Mar 10th
33,709 notes
Since She Left: Those kind of relationships →
sincesheleft: .You know, the passionate ones. The ones where sex is constantly on your mind. You spend your days imagining fingertips, lips, teeth, and tongue exploring every inch of bare skin. Every date, you sit across from each other, both of you nodding your heads, barely tolerating the required…
Mar 9th
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1 tag
“What should I do? Do my hair and sleep? Or masturbate and sleep?”
– My Roommate
Mar 9th
Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
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Mar 3rd
61,674 notes
Mar 2nd
495 notes
4 tags
Mar 1st
February 2012
22 posts
2 tags
Feb 29th
1 tag
THAT FEELING...
When you send a resume regarding a paid internship [that you know that you will get] via e-mail and get an excited reply 2 hours later… :)
Feb 28th
6 tags
Feb 28th
1 tag
“I wanna get hit by a meteor.”
– Roommate
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
509 notes
1 tag
Feb 24th
2 notes
Feb 23rd
102,313 notes
Feb 22nd
140,754 notes
3 tags
Feb 20th
2 tags
Feb 19th
6 tags
Feb 17th
8 tags
Frat boys say the darndest things!
Douche: Happy Valentine's Day Stacey :)
Me: Thanks now when should I be expecting my flowers?
Douche: Haha I don't know. Will you give me a blowjob if I do that at least?
Me: Fuck you.
Feb 16th
2 notes
8 tags
Feb 15th
7 notes
6 tags
Feb 14th
1 note
6 tags
Feb 13th
1 note
2 tags
Too much crack?
Me: *starts singing Whitney's "I Will Always Love You"* Did you know that Whitney Houston died?
Dad: What's that?
Me: LOLOLOL.
Feb 12th
1 note
5 tags
Feb 11th
5 notes
5 tags
Feb 10th
7 tags
Feb 9th
2 notes
4 tags
Feb 8th
1 note
2 tags
HERE. TRY THIS.
Alanna: Aquafina is thick!
Me: What?
Alanna: Yeah! Try it!
Me: NO.
Alanna: You made me try your quiche quiche (couscous), quinoa, and coconut water!
Feb 7th
September 2011
3 posts
1 tag
Sep 2nd
1 tag
“In 2011 a woman can be domesticated, still have a job, and still come home and...”
– Patti Stanger
Sep 2nd
2 tags
Sep 2nd
August 2011
17 posts
1 tag
Markus: How come you never sing? I wanna hear you sing!
Stephen: She sounds like a mixture between Taylor Swift and Ashanti!
Me: No! Taylor Swift and Aretha!
Aug 31st
1 tag
Alex
Thank you for today’s practice. I finally reached one of my goals in yoga, which was to get into crow pose (Bakasana)! It felt so amazing mainly because I’ve been trying to do this pose for about a year now! Not only has this practice assisted me in reaching my physical goals, but it has also assisted me in reconnecting with the earth and my passion for yoga itself. I am...
Aug 29th
5 notes
2 tags
Erm...
Did I seriously almost get rid of you? I don’t know whether or not to thank you for saving this friendship of ours. Maybe I’m just temporarily being an unforgiving person to everyone at the moment, which is so unlike me.
Aug 29th
14 notes
1 tag
Aug 28th
Ellen
You might have pondered for a while now about why I haven’t been dropping by your house lately. The reason for this is because I am trying to get through the pain that your brother has caused me. You already know most of the typical guy/jerk moves that he has pulled on me. I am over that. However, you don’t know about the one thing he did to me that still causes me an enormous amount...
Aug 25th
2 notes
1 tag
Aug 24th